But three people are allowed to bounce on the beds?
In our case, with a younger sitter on her own in our remote house, I actually asked her if she wanted a friend to come stay for company for a while, she gladly accepted the offer.
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In my past life I took a course regarding leases, which the instructor advised are essentially a document addressing everything that has gone wrong in the past.
The dancing on the kitchen island and coffee tables sounds like that might be the case! Mind you, unless they had really nice high ceilings, the dancers on the kitchen island must have been short!!!