What's the top list of the things a (or your!) pet would Google?

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What would be the top list a (or your) pet would google?

I think the list of my dog might be;

  1. How to teach a human meal times
  2. How to be allowed on bed
  3. Hazards clipping nails
  4. Top tips on getting a cone off
  5. Where do humans go without dogs

:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::dog:

(title edited by Forum team to try and attract more replies :heart: )

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  1. How to make humans give belly rubs 24/7

  2. Why is the vacuum cleaner always angry?

  3. 10 ways to subtly hang around the kitchen while someone is cooking:

  4. Best ways to look sad for extra treats

  5. Why do cats think they’re in charge?

  6. How to sneak onto the couch when no one’s watching

  7. Are mail carriers enemies or secret friends?

  8. Why do humans throw sticks and expect me to bring them back?

  9. How to extend walk time indefinitely

  10. Can dogs sue humans for unfair treat distribution?

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My current dog would Google how to download Door Dash or Uber Eats so he could order a daily delivery of Kentucky Fried Chicken to our house.

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  • How to get more treats?
  • Why don’t my humans react to my barking when danger abounds?
  • Where do I get more pup cups?
  • Why don’t they give me belly rubs nonstop?
  • Why do I need a bath?
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Could do that list forever! :grin:

  1. How to outrun that lady with the hose after walksies.

  2. Where to find an all-you-can-eat buffet for dogs (no leashes allowed).

  3. How long dl I need to stare until the human crumbles and hands over the snacks?

  4. Black magic box: How do humans get trapped in it, and why do others stare at them?

  5. Why do Mom and Dad sound so strange when talking to other humans?

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I’m reviving this topic because I think it’s brilliant :rofl:

My cat Walter would Google:

“Why is hooman not happy when I wake her for snack at 3am”
“Why hooman toes so good to bite”
“How to order favourite treats from internet”
“Top tips for charming upstairs neighbour into sharing more treats”
“How to vanquish stinky cat from across the street”

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How to open food cans when you have no opposable thumbs?

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1.Why do humans leave every day? Where do they go?

2.Can I eat this? Symbol of knife and fork

3.How to catch red dot laser pointers

And - What rank is «good boy»?

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  • How do I catch the deer and coyotes in our back yard?
  • How can I bite DoorDash delivery people without spilling our food?
  • Why aren’t Trader Joe’s dehydrated chicken chips sold in much bigger containers?
  • How do I cut out the middle man and transfer all the household money into my own account for automatic payment for treat and toy delivery?
  • How do I get my humans to open delivered packages faster, since they’re mostly for me?
  • How do I take out my nemeses, those two little white neighbor dogs I see through the fence every day?
  • Why do my humans never share their food equally with me? Do I have grounds for a lawsuit?
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Haha, your no. 2 must be so relevant for your sits! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Some more from me/my cat:

“how to incapacitate hooman by lying on her feets”
“best grassy spots for sleeps”
“what does 'chonky boy” mean?"

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