Fleas and lice at a ‘Sit’

Absolutely agree. My leaving gift would be capsules for flea treatment, worms or whatever surfaced during the sit. I would also mention the sit was lousy in my review.
I am a retired teacher where the dreaded nit nurse would be checking the hair of pupils.
I remember asking the whole class to prepare themselves for a whole school head
Inspection … one of my best April Fool’s Day jokes!