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It better be good to lure me off my couch!
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“Are you serious???”
Do you look at me?
Is that Bacon I can smell cooking? 
What! You’ve run out of treats …. Well that’s a one star review for you ….
Did you say “Walk!?”
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“Are you tawkin’ ta me?”
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“Wot du mean you can’t find Dog TV?”
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Did you seriously just ask me if I wanted a treat? Have I ever said no?
That one was my favourite ! 
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It was a very enjoyable game thank you for thinking of it 
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Eh no, I don’t want to go outside mum…its raining!!!
Your spot?! No, no, no. You were merely warming up this spot for me before you got up to top up your tea.
oh Mama, bin ich gespannt, was du jetzt wieder machen wirst. 
I like chicken sammiches!