Top list of what a pet would Google…

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What would be the top list a (or your) pet would google?

I think the list of my dog might be;

  1. How to teach a human meal times
  2. How to be allowed on bed
  3. Hazards clipping nails
  4. Top tips on getting a cone off
  5. Where do humans go without dogs

:smile::dog2:

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  1. How to make humans give belly rubs 24/7

  2. Why is the vacuum cleaner always angry?

  3. 10 ways to subtly hang around the kitchen while someone is cooking:

  4. Best ways to look sad for extra treats

  5. Why do cats think they’re in charge?

  6. How to sneak onto the couch when no one’s watching

  7. Are mail carriers enemies or secret friends?

  8. Why do humans throw sticks and expect me to bring them back?

  9. How to extend walk time indefinitely

  10. Can dogs sue humans for unfair treat distribution?

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My current dog would Google how to download Door Dash or Uber Eats so he could order a daily delivery of Kentucky Fried Chicken to our house.

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  • How to get more treats?
  • Why don’t my humans react to my barking when danger abounds?
  • Where do I get more pup cups?
  • Why don’t they give me belly rubs nonstop?
  • Why do I need a bath?
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Could do that list forever! :grin:

  1. How to outrun that lady with the hose after walksies.

  2. Where to find an all-you-can-eat buffet for dogs (no leashes allowed).

  3. How long dl I need to stare until the human crumbles and hands over the snacks?

  4. Black magic box: How do humans get trapped in it, and why do others stare at them?

  5. Why do Mom and Dad sound so strange when talking to other humans?

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