If you could ask your pet, or the pet you are sitting, one question and get a reply in English, what would you ask?
“Do you lick me because you love me or because you like the taste of my skin?”
“Why do you carry your food from your plate to the floor 10 feet away, then eat it off the floor there?”
“You’re a Springer, you’re supposed to love water why don’t you like the rain?”
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To our lurcher… Why do you take the logs from the log basket and pile them on your bed to use as a pillow…… is it really more comfortable??? 
From this point forward blink once for ‘yes’ and twice for ‘no’. 
How long does your owner really walk you everyday?
You get so excited when it’s time for food. Does it really taste that good? 
To my dog: why does the sight of a yoga mat make you to want to sit on my head so badly?
