After many sleepless nights and complex negotiations at The Hague the two parties have agreed on the demarcation lines for the foreseeable future 
I would very much llike to see photographic evidence that both are abiding by this treaty.
Sadly my wife has banned cameras in my bedroom ever since she discovered my onlyfans page
@Oztravels Where does Fiona sleep? On the carpet? 
That’s unfair. 
You know she has her own special hay fever bubble