Many paws is a very common malaise in the middle-aged. People can self diagnose if they show the following symptoms:
Staring lovingly at rescues and puppies.
Choosing to complete on multiple adoptions.
Coming home to much fuss from domestic animals and subsequent noise regularly.
To avoid exposure to serious infection and an overwhelming need for medical intervention it is recommended you open a sitters only THS account as soon as possible.. Remember Home Owners do expect to regain their pets at the official end of the agreed sit.
there appears to be no cure at present. Many Paws makes housework more of a challenge. I advise spending lots of time outside walking the dogs..
your many paws will accompany you all your days now( if you are lucky) and could become more acute if you frequent a rescue centre as a volunteer.
Please take note men are also susceptible to this affliction.. go past puppies with extreme caution and preferably accompanied by a responsible adult. Many Paws can be signaled by hot flushes when a beautiful dog is suddenly sighted. Keep calm and take a cold shower and the feeling may pass or at least become less virulent.
Remember Pooches are cheaper than Porsches. Many Paws can be an expensive affliction but is never fatal.
I think if you’ve ordered this recently, it could also be a sign of early manypaws..
or should this be under the heading Pillow Talk or Low maintenance Pets?
You decide, I’m going for a siesta with my
New pillow!
I started collecting wild corvids when I hit “a certain age.” They wait impatiently on my deck bannisters for me to get up every morning & feed them. They even know when I’ve come home from traveling, and sound the notice to all the neighborhood birds that I’m open for business again.
I wonder if this is why they call wise-women “crones???” 
In those cases, it’s known as “men-y-paws…”
I do suffer from Many Paws syndrome. My husband reminds me all the time of the quota we agreed upon. I can only hope that helps manage my Many Paws 
Pssst…try Hawaii. There is an entire STATE filled with feral cats you can feed! (I carry bags of cat food in my rental car the entire time I’m there…so satisfying to give the poor hungry kitties full bellies. 
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Sooo want too. 
Thanks for the laugh! In my case, I think I’m likely to be diagnosed with the feline variant!
They haz paws, too!