Many paws is a very common malaise in the middle-aged. People can self diagnose if they show the following symptoms:
Staring lovingly at rescues and puppies.
Choosing to complete on multiple adoptions.
Coming home to much fuss from domestic animals and subsequent noise regularly.
To avoid exposure to serious infection and an overwhelming need for medical intervention it is recommended you open a sitters only THS account as soon as possible.. Remember Home Owners do expect to regain their pets at the official end of the agreed sit.
there appears to be no cure at present. Many Paws makes housework more of a challenge. I advise spending lots of time outside walking the dogs..
your many paws will accompany you all your days now( if you are lucky) and could become more acute if you frequent a rescue centre as a volunteer.
Please take note men are also susceptible to this affliction.. go past puppies with extreme caution and preferably accompanied by a responsible adult. Many Paws can be signaled by hot flushes when a beautiful dog is suddenly sighted. Keep calm and take a cold shower and the feeling may pass or at least become less virulent.
Remember Pooches are cheaper than Porsches. Many Paws can be an expensive affliction but is never fatal.
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