These guys crack me up 
Larry: Should England beat Argentina and secure a place in the World Cup final, I am delighted to announce a new package of feline-friendly measures for cats across England.
- Every cat shall be entitled to an extra helping of food each day.
- Afternoon nap time shall be extended to five hours a day.
- These measures shall apply to all cats across England, regardless of breed, whether they are cherished family pets or much-respected street moggies.
Thank you, and come on, England!
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