No your cats are not too high maintenance… THS is full of people who sit both dog and cats, and dogs require a lot more attention and time, so whilst a cat sitter who prefers a passive, and relaxing stay isn’t necessarily ideal for you, there are plenty of others that are, and that are used to more active pets, including mischievous cats. No, there are no sub-networks I’m afraid.
Your profile is pretty good, so I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but in your responsibilities section, you kick it off with a negative about what you don’t want… DON’T DO THAT! Stay positive, focus on what you DO want, too many pet owners say what they don’t want, and it just puts a negative tone in the mind of the sitters reading their profile, instead of being happy, positive, and excited to be reading about cats they clicked into because they wanted to care for them, it take someones positive frame of mind, and lowers their energy slightly, and when someones energy lowers slightly, they decide to click away. So focus on those sitters you want, not the ones you don’t want, write your profile for those sitters who love highly active, enquisitive, curious, and highly playful cats.
Also, you mention the intestines thing at the start of the same section, but that should wait until a little lower down. If sitters are attracted to your listing, they get to the responsibilities section and it starts with doom and gloom, instead of the focusing on the actual responsibilities first or nature of your cats. Put your head in the mind of the sitters, with the intestines part being at the top of your responsibilities section, you are indicating your sitters top responsibility is to take them to the vets on a regular basis, instead of focusing on their food routine, etc, and playtime routine in your particular case etc, their habits… and then you can add in about the other bits if you like.
Plus the sitter who knows what you wrote lower down as they refer to it in their message when they apply for your sit, is likely to be the sitter that you are attracted to most, simply because they took notice.
You’ll know-know when you find the right sitter for you. It’s not about the number of reviews, it’s about a gut feeling, and intuition… you will know.