“People frequently ask why the couple doesn’t just take the cats off the box. These are clearly dog owners. This is not how cats work.”
https://archive.md/Kv69T
Direct link, behind paywall: https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/2022/01/08/cats-took-vitamix-hostage/
This article is a laugh! The best part, though, are the names of the cats:
Then Max’s 13-year-old feline siblings, George: Destroyer of Worlds (“sentient potato”) and Lando Calrissian (“the questionably sentient dust bunny,”), demanded their turn
Thanks for finding the paywall-less version.
Thanks for sharing this very funny story @CreatureCuddler. John really loves cats especially their bold independence