These people have reached peak cat

They bought a blender. Three weeks later, their cats continue to hold it hostage.

“People frequently ask why the couple doesn’t just take the cats off the box. These are clearly dog owners. This is not how cats work.”

https://archive.md/Kv69T

Direct link, behind paywall: https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/2022/01/08/cats-took-vitamix-hostage/

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This article is a laugh! The best part, though, are the names of the cats:

Then Max’s 13-year-old feline siblings, George: Destroyer of Worlds (“sentient potato”) and Lando Calrissian (“the questionably sentient dust bunny,”), demanded their turn

Thanks for finding the paywall-less version.

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Thanks for sharing this very funny story @CreatureCuddler. John really loves cats especially their bold independence

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